Hey Have You Seen That New Alice In Wonderland Trailer?

Alright I will admit that this trailer is not necessarily new. It showed up online last week but in case you missed it here's the trailer for Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland. I was Dis-A-Pointed in this trailer. You know what? I think I'm ready for Tim Burton to make a movie that doesn't have any gothic type costumes, music, or setting. It's just become too predictable and from this trailer his style seems forced into the Alice In Wonderland world. Speaking of forced, do we really need Johnny Depp doing the voiceover for this movie. I get it, he's Johnny Depp. He's big time. He's Tim Burton's boy (I'd like to see a Michael Keaton/Tim Burton reunion myself). He gets people in the seats. If you were to tell me "Hey Johnny Depp is making a movie where he's playing Michael Jackson (too soon? too late? too high?)." I'd think that's ridiculous but then I'd still check it out just to see if he'd wear Michael's outfit from the Rock With You video. Someone call me out if I'm wrong but I don't remember the Mad Hatter having a huge role in the actual book. And can Helena Bonham Carter make a movie where she looks normal again? Her head looks freakier than it did in Terminator 4. She's turning into Jack White for me where I'm starting to question if she's even from our time period. The only weird looking role that made sense to me in this was the appearance of Crispin Glover. Why? Well I think this explains everything about Crispin Glover:



Decide for yourself peoples. Alice In Wonderland arrives in theaters on March 5, 2010.