Brilliant Idea #187 - The Fat Tuesday Edition!

Behold above. What you see above are the combined ingredients to the greatest invention known to man since the wheel, the pulled off the market too soon Seth Brundle telepod, and most recently, the Bluray player. Those are the ingredients to the McRib. If you're like me you've struggled constantly with the internal questions: "Will this ever be topped?", "Can it be improved upon?", and the age old "Can you really McShit yourself after McEating one?" I'm here to tell you that the answer to all of these questions is a resounding emphatic, "Ya' goddamn right hell yeah!!!" Allow myself to introduce to yourself, "The McRiBacon!":

Above image removed due to health code violation.

I already hear the questions. "What is The McRiBacon!?". "Where can I pay for The McRiBacon's! services?" "What comes on The McRiBacon!?". There! That is the most important question. What comes on it? Well allow Iself--allow meself---allow me to---Alright here you go:

1. One layer of crispy cooked bacon lines the lower portion of a tasty sliced French toasted garlic bread bun.
2. Another layer of that bacon is gonna get all on top of that French bread son.
3. Now bow down to the McRib McPork McPatty (with defined grilled marks on said patty) along with the traditional accoutrement's of 3 sliced pickles and grilled onions.
4. Another layer of bacon BAM!
5. Remember that naughty French bun you were hollering at earlier? Lookout that bitch is back on the top now!
6. Aaaaah, like an angel descends from the crystal blue sky above us so does another layer of crispy frakkin' hot ass smoky bacon float down and descend on the top of your bun son!
7. Then it's dipped in a platinum champagne bucket filled to the brim with traditional McRib sauce orijinal.
8. Now put it in ya' mouf son. Hey I said put it in ya' mouf!!! Hmmmm. Sho' ya' right.

There you are Americans. Just as Moses ascended the rooftops during the Civil War and set the Olympians free so now do I tell you to take off them chains and live your life to the fullest with the glory of The McRiBacon!.

For a special unlimited time pay an extra 8 bucks and you will receive your very own customized tongs and personalized platinum champagne bucket so you can dip, dunk, and alley-oop that bad boy into your McChampagne McRibBaconBucket as much as you want at the comfort of your own chair.

3 things to note when eating The McRiBacon!:

1. The McRiBacon! can only be eaten while listening to "Bustin' Loose" by Chuck Brown & The Soul Searchers:



2. The McRiBacon! is a dine in item only due primarily to public health code violations but more importantly for maximum enjoyment it can only be eaten in the "Court's Chamber!" dining room(**). Here you will be fitted and dressed as a judge before you take your seat at your own personal chamber table so that no one can judge you while you eat. Instead you get to judge all those who deny themselves the glory of The McRiBacon!. In ya' mouf.

(**surgeons are always on duty in the "Court's Chamber!")

3. You only receive the McChampagne McRibBaconBucket when ordered as its full Christian name. No abbreviations are allowed when ordering.

Happy Fat Tuesday!