Brilliant Idea #152.

I have a brilliant idea. I'm really hating my cellphone right now because I can't get reception in my own house and when you can't get something electronic to work in your own house I don't know about you but I get so furious that I start to despise technology and question its existence. I yell, "We can put satellites in the sky but I can't get reception in my own house! Is it 2009?!?" Over and over again these shouts come out of my apartment. "It's 2009! 2009!!For chrissakes it's 2009!!!" You know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to go into the AT&T store and take a shit right in the middle of the floor. "Hey I wanted to call you and let you know that your phone is a piece of shit but since I can't make a phone call out of my own house in 2009 I thought I'd just come down and show you!" I throw my phone in the shit, walk out, and then I give a chest bump to the first person I see.