I'm Your Tax Man

Things you probably overheard me saying while getting my taxes done by my accountant:

1) Gotta make that paper paper! Gotta make that money money!

2) What’s the name of my business? Wu-Tang International INC.

3) I’m depending on you to get this done so that makes you a dependant right?

4) Gotta make that paper paper! Gotta make that cheddar cheddar!

5) What’s my name? I already told you man it’s Wesley Snipes. Now what’s the problem?

6) Can I just say that playing Bone Thugs N’ Harmony “First of the Month” is a really nice touch to this office?

7) Didn’t make no paper paper! Now I gotta pay them taxes taxes!

8) I owe how much! Alright I have this map see? Now you join me in finding this treasure on One Eyed Willy’s boat and I see both of our problems disappearing.

9) What-wait. No I thought-no wait. I thought you said you was alright Spider.

10) How funny would it be if we put a nugget of weed in the envelope and sent that to the IRS? Okay now what do you mean by “That’s illegal.”?