hey Hey HEY! How we doing? I've been off of work for about 2 weeks and this is the first real time I've been able to go online. My apartment is unbelievable. Ridiculous!! My apartment is where technology ceases to exist. I can't get a signal for anything in this place! I can't make a phone call, I can't get television reception, I'm surprised the lights work in this bitch! I got candles all over. I had a laptop in my living room, went to the kitchen, came back and it was an abacus! Goddamn!!!

For the past 10 days I've done nothing but watch dvd's while laid out on my blue pull-out bed/couch/sofa Transformer thing. In no particular order I've watched all of The Office (BBC version) and 2 seasons of Curb Your Enthusiasm and before I move on I want to ask myself one serious question that has been bugging me since I finished watching those 2 shows in particular? What the hell was I watching on television when both of those shows were running regularly? What possible reason could I have for not having seen a full season of those shows until 2009? That's just embarrasing. I hate when I'm the guy who wants to talk about something 8 years too late. Hey did you see that episode where David Brent does the dance in front of everyone and its hilarious but then he won't stop and it's just wrong? Have you seen it? Yeah. Seven years ago when they first ran it.

Everything else that I've also watched:

The Reader (Kate Winslet. She like to get nekked and I want to go to there.)

Coming To America (Sexual Chocolate!!!)

The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy (All in one day thank you very much ladies, my name is Ricky.)

And Justice For All (We're all out of order!)

All The Presidents Men ( starring Jeremiah Johnson & Rain Man)

Black Hawk Down (I would not make it in war.)

Collateral (I thought it was the prequel to Collateral Damage).

Copland (I gave you a chance to be a cop and you blew it!)

The Exorcist (A daughter only Mom could love.)

Galaxy Quest (Underrated movie.)

Near Dark (Finger Lickin' Good!)

Spider-Man (Starring Willia-Wilemm-Wiliae-The guy from Platoon.)

The Richard Pryor Show (That N!$$@$ Crazy!)

Gone Baby Gone (A daughter only a Coke-head Mom could love.)

Inside Moves (I thought it was the sexy sequel to Inside Man.)

Kill Bill 1 & 2 ( Uma Thurman can kick my ass anytime she want. Hello Uma, my name's Ricky.)

The Pervert's Guide To Cinema (Not what you think.)

Superman Returns (This movie should've stayed.)

All in all good times everybody. Hopefully I'll be able to get online more often in the next coming days. If not just look for the smoke signals I'll be broadcasting shortly.