Brilliant Idea #482 - The Stevie Wonderbot

I wanna build a robot for Stevie Wonder. The Wonderbot. The Stevie Wonder Wonderbot. It’ll look like Stevie Wonder. It’ll sound like Stevie Wonder. But it’ll fucking kill you.

It’ll have accessories. I’m gonna build it a pair of robotic Stevie Wonder glasses that can be taken off. But when The Stevie Wonder Wonderbot takes them off they’ll be another pair of Stevie Wonder Wonderbot Robot Glasses that shoot fucking lasers at you.

The Stevie Wonder Wonderbot will be sold in children’s department stores across the country. Be sure not to say the following words around The Stevie Wonder Wonderbot or it will fucking kill you:

Amour, Cherie, The, Grammy, Living, Signed, Superstition, Boogie, Sealed, Reggae, Delivered, City, Woman, Blind Motherfucker, Don‘t, Love, R&B, Kill, As, I, and Wish.